Well hello,

Hearts are wild creatures, that's why our ribs are cages

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

featheredschist:

sansasilvertongue:

moriarty:

are u fucking kidding me what the fuck is wrong with interviewers these days

nonononono what is wrong is not how close they are or whatever

he’s asking chris evans to objectify scarlett right in front of her, that’s fucking disgusting

Yeah, but Chris’s answer, the elbows? Is hilarious, IMO.

Chris’ answer is him clearly trying to diffuse the situation. look at his face in the first gif when Scarlett looks at him, he’s like “Yeah, I know that was super sexist I’m sorry this happened but I’ll try to make it better. Okay, here we go… ELBOWS.”
And then Scarlett is clearly playing along in order to resist the urge to get out of her seat and roundhouse kick the interviewer.

(Source: bittenbyscarlett, via suuzz123)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

oddwriter:

godblessameric:

ecclesmith:

thebadwolfbox:

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

jedipeter:

cumberspawnn:

valeria2067:

arousingdisscusionabouttruth:

theres a penis joke somewhere in this

No, the Sonic doesn’t do wood.

oh my gOD

Honestly the first thing I thought when I saw this was that it was a joke about size. Then I realized that 11 knows EXACTLY what 10 has down there and 10 is left wondering what he ends up with in the future. That’s why 11 looks so cocky and 10 looks a bit unsure. 

so you’re saying 11 has a bigger dick than 10? 

What is this fandom

The Dicktor Who fandom

there it is

BOYS

(Source: eclecticmuses, via c-apaldi)

joolaweed:

I’M HIGH RIGHT NOW AND I’M WATCHING THIS ON MY BIG TV SO TAKE THIS AS YOU WILL BUT THIS IS LIKE, THE MOST INTENSE POWERFUL MOVING THING RIGHT NOW, IT’S SPECTACULAR I’M HAVING LIKE, 100 EMOTIONS AND I’M REALLY REALLY LIKE… THIS IS JUST, LIKE, THE MOST UPSETTING THING, I LOVE SHERLOCK, I CANNOT EVEN FUCKING EXPLAIN HOW SAD THIS IS AND HOW CLEAR… IT’S SO CLEAR IT’S CRYSTALLINE LIKE I’M HAVING A FUCKING MOMENT… I WAS LITERALLY LIKE “DO NOT DO ANYTHING SHERLOCK RELATED JULIA WHILE STONED” I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE 3RD EP OF IN THE FLESH… WHICH I LOVE BY THE WAY…. BUT JESUS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK, I HAD TO PAUSE AT 3:28 BECAUSE AT THAT POINT IT WAS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH, LIKE BEING MAULED BY THIS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE WAVE… JUST, I’M OVERCOME, POOR SHERLOCK, POOR CHILD, OH MY GOD, HE IS JUST AN ORDINARY HUMAN BEING AND HE’S IN THE SADDEST FUCKING SITUATION RIGHT NOW… THE AMOUNT HE HOLDS BACK… THE AMOUNT THEY BOTH HOLD BACK… THIS IS SO FUCKED, THIS IS SO FUCKEDTHEY FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER… AND THE ACTING, IT IS SO BLATANT AND PLAIN AND OPEN… BOTH MARTIN AND BEN ARE SO SUPERB… AND LIKE, LOOK WHAT IT IS, LOOK WHAT IT CLEARLY IS. JESUS CHRIST THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH JOHN IS SHERLOCK’S EVERYTHING… I’M LITERALLY, I’M OVERCOME, I’M OVERCOME

(via sherkeys)

radglawr:

senilesnake:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

AW SHIT, GET IT GURL

Those poor leeks tho

(Source: johncrocker, via jethro-merlin)

fyantagonist:

Benedict Cumberbatch helps Madame Tussauds artists out with the early sculpting for his new wax figure[HQ]

(via imjohnlocked)